Woke up to the singing of Bill from his room, one of those lewd songs. The last time it was Jah Juok who woke up singing and demanding for bacon but he is absent in the tour. He has a boil in the wrong-est of places. Sorry to burst your boil..sorry, bubble! Breakfast is downstairs (we are on 4th floor FYI). I take a peep at most of the rooms at they are open…when did these people check-out I ask. [...]
They say what happens in Nax Vegas stays inTENSe … not to me! Nursing a sore throat, a dented wallet and on the lookout for photos of me on Facebook. Nakuru sirudi tena… 4 days and 3 nights of madness… but what can a man ask for… tuwa is tuwa! Our entourage meets at Maxland, Waiyaki Way. Directly opposite we can see Nguna’s office but too bad the bugger is working so he wont join us. Thank God, last time [...]
Recall that Machakos country bus blast? There was a Kao guy there, having soda. Here is his recount of what happened when interviewed by some Tv guys. Reporter: Briefly tell us what happend here at Machakos country bus. Mutunga: kusema okweli siyawai sikia mulivuko kama usu! nilikua ninakunda kasota vaya kwa ile kivanda ya kokokola nikingoyea ile mbasi ya kule kwetu inaitangwa katethya usu. Nakwambia vunda si vunde, kuvumba na kuvumbua, vulombox ya white ilikua na ioo ndinted ikalucha kivulusi [...]
Former captain Humphrey Kayange is the most notable inclusion in the Kenya Sevens squad to the fourth and fifth legs of the HSBC Sevens World Series in New Zealand and the USA. Sidney Ashioya retains the captain’s armband of the squad that is intent on improving on its previous showings during the opening three legs of the circuit late last year. Ocholla said, “Our focus heading into this stretch of the series is starting our campaign or a high, targeting [...]
What would you do with Kes. 400? two bottles of beer… lunch and a soft drink… maybe a new shirt… a movie ticket? But do you know that Kes. 400 can help keep a girl in school for a whole year?
Kenya Cup’s match day five was the most competitive round of the 2011-2012 season yet, three points the biggest winning margin, this result registered in the lowest scoring tie of the round, Mean Machine’s 8-5 win over Strathmore Leos. Hosts Impala would register a 22-20 win over Mwamba RFC while visiting Homeboyz were 22-21 winners over hosts Kisumu RFC. Reigning champions Kenya Harlequin FC were held to a 10-10 draw by Nondies with Kenya Commercial Bank playing to a 25-25 [...]
If you work along Mombasa road and realize almost all Citi Hoppa buses full, blame no one else, but our brothers and sisters heading back to the grind abroad! I pity the guys at JKIA, the human traffic expected in the next few days as they head back to their minting fields. We love Summer Bunnies, that is why had a Karibu night where we had it raining dollars and other currencies and of course Kwaheri night where yours faithfully [...]
Summer Bunnies bring with them a lot of things: laughter, tears, desperate moments as they chase their 254 hoochies but the best one last year came at a perfect moment. If only vehicles would talk, there is one that would say it started the year on a perfect note. People and New Year illusions… people that steal tents….and people that break their NY resolutions few minutes after making them…
An adage goes “whatever happens in Naivasha ends up on Facebook”. if you are a person who loves random plots, then you must have visited this region of flower farms. You know things are bound to get thick when you hear Smirnoff Experience will take place in the middle of a flower farm. Same as roadtripke, that ‘sect’ we started early this year and has done well, thanks for your support. Next year, we are stepping out of 254. Start packing. [...]
kaka Arigi, Kwanza pokea salamu nyingi kutoka huku Uhollanzai, nilifika salama na sikufanya tabia kwenye ndege. Safari ilikuwa mzuri ingawa chakula kilikuwa kidogo kwenye ndege. walinipea mchele kwa sahani ambayo mimi hupea paka huko Kayole. Sukilala kwa sababau ya furaha. Sikuona Mokuasi kwenye ndege, niliambiwa yeye hutumia meli kutoka US of A kuja Kenya.
